Friday, October 21, 2005

Rat bating: REALLY not amused.

Ok, read this, and tell me what's wrong with it.

Finished? Can you find which part I have problem with? Here's a clue:

Different methods were used on Otata: buried traps, peanut butter, poison and even trained dogs. Not until more than four months after its release was the rat finally killed, in a trap baited with fresh penguin.

WTF?!

My dearest penguin minions: don't panic, I won't let you become rat bait. In fact I didn't even think you CAN use penguins as rat bait. But there you have it. I'm outraged. As the spokeperson for the penguin race (well, self appointed as I might be), I demand an explaination as to WHY they even think of that idea.

*sigh*, I know, the penguins would've been dead to start with. But really... somehow it still hurts a little.

Stupid rat.

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